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I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've .. Been Looking for my car keys for over 30minuets whilst having them in my hand. Put the milk in the cupboard and cup in the fridge. Asked several times if anyone has seen my phone whilst talking to someone on the phone Opened the back door to go out the front door. Sleep talking to my partner, telling him to move over in bed because I need room to put the baby cot so baby can go to bed, we dont have another baby lmao.
I had to cancel a car insurance policy and gave them the wrong number plate, my partner was correcting me, the lady on the phone must have wondered how I didn’t know that. Then in the same phone call I began to give my family homes postcode instead of mine. I had to explain on the phone why this basic information wasn’t in my brain
This week I: - went looking for the lid for the Panadol getting frustrated and went to ask my hubby before absolutely losing my shit. I took the lid out of my mouth to ask him. - put clean dry clothes from the dryer back into the washing machine…for no evident reason - keep opening a cupboard to grab our toaster. But the cupboard is too slim to hold any toaster - nearly put an empty toilet roll into the toilet - attempted to put the whole kettle in the fridge as well as various other non fridge items (pantry items, clean plates) And lastly - my favourite - sleep walking/talking, trying to coax my 2.5yo out from under hubby’s desk while hubby watches me like I’m insane asking what the heck I’m doing (this was at midnight). I woke up at this point confused standing at his desk like what the fuck? After explaining to him, he proceeds to ask if I’m alright and remind me that I put our son to bed a few hours ago 😂 I’m so tired 😂😭