Dumbest name you’ve heard on here

This is for fun so nobody get all huffy, just scroll along Mine is Xander, reminds me of the Disney original movie where they live in space and everyone has got space names 😅
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I wish I could be incognito on this, but Griffin Peter was a hard one to read.

There’s been soo many!! Lucky sticks out 🐶, but just the other day there was a Bluebell and a Fredricka 🤦‍♀️

Are you referring to Zenon!? I love that movie

Bakerie and Ottoman Cricket and Glitter

@Heather my husband has a friend and his wife is named Cricket. They are such a lovely family with the cutest kids but I just can’t take her seriously 🤦‍♀️

Bullying people for “fun” on incognito lol

Mine is probably Margaux.

@Parker 又 haha yes! Which I loved that movie at the time, don’t get me wrong. It’s pretty legendary but just wouldn’t want my children to have those names 😂

But we’re living in the future 🤗🤣

Xander reminds me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer…lol. Weirdest name for me is Seven/Sevyn

Bunny

The spelling “Emley” for Emily/Emilie was quite something Or Mecca, Mingus and Rasmus were ones that had me scratching my head

@Emilie I saw these names too also sixten... I was thinking whatttttt! 🤔

Jeff

La-a…. Pronounced La-dash-ah

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@J this one has killed me before and it just murdered me again 🤣☠️

@Amber made me think of family guy 🤣

@Amber I tried so hard to not comment a family guy gif under that one LMFAOOOOOO I kinda wish I did anyways

Honestly anything double barrelled with ‘may/mae’ it just cringes me. Also when ‘Leigh’ is used instead of ‘ly’ whhhyy

@Elle Margaux actually is the legitimate French spelling, so I don’t consider it a tragedeigh

Oh my god I love this post! Soooo many! Mordecai (wtf, is it the 1500s?) Feana (thinking of faeces) Rue (literally means street in French) Roux (means ginger in French) Beauregard jeans beautiful gaze in French) Beau in general makes me cringe so much. Machiavelli Mary Jane (wtf?) And so many more I just can't. I need to stay away from baby names group because I feel so mean! 🙈🤣

@Parker 又 hey, go for it! Name your kid whatever you want 👍👍👍

@Heather it’s actually not!!

@Heather it’s a tragadeigh that was popularized very long ago.

@Heather in France it’s spelt Margot and Margaux is a wine village in France, after a quick google search 🤣

@Emilie Margaux is actually a fairly popular name in France and the spelling doesn't shock me at all. Guys, Mordecai, come on ! There's soooooo much worse out there 😂😂😂😂

@Emilie your little girl's name is our favourite girl's name ever. Hoping our 2nd will be a girl so we can name her that name 🥹😍 my husband and I are both obsessed with it.

@Aurélie google failed me! I’d never seen that spelling before, only Margot! Haha. Ahh thank you, Maya is a gorgeous name. We recently moved to the Middle East from England and it’s made me love it even more because it’s a common south Asian/middle eastern name and has so many beautiful meanings! Like Nepal it means “love” and Hindi it means “magic” and Arabic it means “pretty women”. She always gets lots of compliments about it. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for a girl for you one day ❤️

@Emilie you're right though, it is also a wine domain! 😂 But can also be a name. 😊 Oh my god no way! 😍 Loooove it even more. We spent some time in Saudi Arabia and also loved the name Maha. I'll keep my fingers crossed we get a girl next time. Boys name are soooo so hard and we don't have one we both love love (yet). Thank you so much! 🩷

Gumpter; Marmen, Bishop, Basil, Channon, Jewelz, Belle Harbor… I was like “sheshhh those poor innocent babies” 😩🤦🏽‍♀️

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@Breannẽ MARMEN OH LAWD 😂

@Amber lol that’s what I said “oh lord God; just part the clouds already; because these people aren’t well” 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️… I just get so tired of seeing these ridiculous names. Like everything doesn’t have to be a competition for the coolest name. What happened to naming our kids John, Mary, Beth… these new moms want to name their kids Maple leaf🍁, Irish Spring ☘️ and Wolfington Fog; it’s a disservice.

Some of the name you've mentioned on here are super common in my country 😅 I know several Rasmus, Sixten and Fredrickas haha Actually Sweden owes it's women's right to vote to a Fredrika. But I can see how they'd look weird in English, especially Sixten 🤣 I think the weirdest I've seen I wouldn't be able to spell on here lmao

@Breannẽ GUMPTER? MARMEN? I can’t 😭😂 what is wrong with people!!!

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